ZEPHYRHILLS, Fla. –  It's been two long weeks since the small city of Zephyrhills learned that a $590 million Powerball ticket was sold at a supermarket here.

No one expected the winner to come forward in the first days after the announcement. After all, curious residents reasoned, the person might need a few days to absorb the shock, or to consult with financial advisers.

Just asked Pierre, if he has been anywhere near ZEPHYRHILLS, Fla.  If he has that ticket, I am about to be a lot friendlier to him.